This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.
Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan
by Bryan Seaman April 25, 2018
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The act of consuming soup
"I schlorped some soup"
"Toby is schlorping some soup"
"I am going to schlorp soup"
by chefboo February 24, 2021
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in between a liquid and a solid (soup, jello, yogurt, etc)
I can't wait to schlorp my soup later!
by spookytoad February 24, 2021
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The noise that dog food makes when you coax it out of the can by shaking. Also applies to some creamed soups and cranberry sauce, although not good to use in polite company while eating.
The schlorp from the can of cranberry sauce was extremely unpleasant.
by Butts III December 3, 2020
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A conjunction of the words slut, chad, whore, and simp all put into one. It is the ultimate insult and at the exact same time, the most significant compliment in the world.
Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)

Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp

Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls

Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.
by G24601pwc August 27, 2020
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Ranboo's word for the food that is between food and drink eg. Icecream, Jelly (Gell-o), etc.
I schlorped the soup that you gave me
by morebitchesbythesecond February 24, 2021
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