reetz

double definition: 1). extremely fucked up and most likely very sloppy. 2.) actually retarded, or someone being so dumb it makes u mad.

1. my god i got so fuckin reetz last night i fucked dans mom.

2. Portland is not a state it's a city you fuckin reetz fuck.

by White Silk January 1, 2006

Someone who puts his right hand to his right eyebrow while making the PFFFFT sound. Someone who plays air guitar on the steering whell of his Impala.

"Hey Reetz, where's Tess?"
"Chill Reetz!"
"78"

by Larry Colorito May 18, 2004

Reetz

by Scafe you Reetz September 2, 2003

Black looking son of a super sexy bitch, Brother to Riley Reetz.

Usually Coby Reetz is a huge homo with a small dick but has a large imagination and the desire to be with men.....lots of men

by Hotreetzmoma April 18, 2017

Term used to describe the son of a hot mom.

That guy is a Riley Reetz! I mean, have you seen his mom?!

by GoxyFrandpa February 21, 2017

The biggest form of evil in the entire world- Satan