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R.F.I.O.
Stands for:
Radical Forgiveness Is Orgasmic.
A phrase that comes indirectly through interpretation of the King of kings, Jesus (or Yeshua in his native tongue). The phrase and mnemonic help us to remember that when we start getting negative or becoming hating-ass drainbow bitch-mades; there is an ever-present and readily available love/forgiveness that pre-dates the universe.
When this forgiveness is digested and absorbed into the 3 B’s: (brain, bowels, and balls (ovaries or testes)), the orgasmic power and pleasure is on a level so incredibly high that everyone in the vicinity better get ready for a loud night of moaning and shaking bed-frames; because it just be like that.
God bless!
Radical Forgiveness Is Orgasmic.
A phrase that comes indirectly through interpretation of the King of kings, Jesus (or Yeshua in his native tongue). The phrase and mnemonic help us to remember that when we start getting negative or becoming hating-ass drainbow bitch-mades; there is an ever-present and readily available love/forgiveness that pre-dates the universe.
When this forgiveness is digested and absorbed into the 3 B’s: (brain, bowels, and balls (ovaries or testes)), the orgasmic power and pleasure is on a level so incredibly high that everyone in the vicinity better get ready for a loud night of moaning and shaking bed-frames; because it just be like that.
God bless!
Example 1)
Person 1: Did you hear that old lady Tabitha next door singing and moaning all night last night?
Person 2: Yeah I did. I guess she must’ve forgiven that cranky old husband of hers. She musta been feeling God’s energy last night. R.F.I.O. Ya digg?
Person 1: Absolutely.
Example 2)
Person 1: What’s up with all this craziness happening in the middle east?
Person 2: Not sure, people turnt up and be tripping though; no capacity to forgive. Somebody better let them know R.F.I.O.
Person 1: Most def. R.F.I.O. bro.
Person 1: Did you hear that old lady Tabitha next door singing and moaning all night last night?
Person 2: Yeah I did. I guess she must’ve forgiven that cranky old husband of hers. She musta been feeling God’s energy last night. R.F.I.O. Ya digg?
Person 1: Absolutely.
Example 2)
Person 1: What’s up with all this craziness happening in the middle east?
Person 2: Not sure, people turnt up and be tripping though; no capacity to forgive. Somebody better let them know R.F.I.O.
Person 1: Most def. R.F.I.O. bro.
R.F.I.O. by BanditLifestyle91 October 15, 2023
C.R.F.I.
An acronym standing for "Cake related fatphobic incident", a term coined by award winning plus-sized activist, Virgie Tovar (author of "More to love" and "Sex in the City"), originally describing a situation where a woman virtue-signals her healthiness/thinness by asking for a smaller slice of cake.
However, it may be more broadly used to describe any fatphobic incident involving cake.
However, it may be more broadly used to describe any fatphobic incident involving cake.
T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d
A phrase the clique uses based on a lyric from "forest" by twenty one pilots. Most commonly used when someone makes a reference to the well known joshler fic "forest fic" which is very emotional and I suggest you read it if you like twenty one pilots
T-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d by Tyler's Josh December 6, 2016
T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far
Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far
Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
joey: yo have you heard of the show “f.r.i.e.n.d.s.” ?
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”
f.r.i.e.n.d.s. by oofclout November 10, 2018
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