This is a manly beast. The dick is like those ripe, hard bananas in the store. If you date a Parker, he is the one and only. He's cuter than any boy named Jackson.
by Lover of Parker March 21, 2017
Parker is a gorgeous girl that is always the life of the party and is known for her great sense of humor. Even though she is very pretty, her charm and wit are the factors that make her irresistible. She is very intelligent and sometimes thinks too hard about some things. It takes a lot for her to fall for someone. She can be kind of different at times, but that just makes her even more loveable. You always know when she is around because she loves to be in the spotlight and has a tendency to talk a lot. You can always count on her and know she will always be honest with you. Consider yourself lucky if you come across a Parker.
by A Fucking Vacuum May 23, 2011
He is a nice kid, but he gets super hyper after a while. And then gets really annoying. Then no one wants to be around him.
by TheOneMemeCreator April 26, 2019
Parkers are total flirts, so you can never tell if he's liking you back. Almost always gorgeous, with shaggy-ish red-blonde hair and to-die-for eyes. Parkers usually live in medium-sized towns and are (of course) a year younger that the one who cares for him. Beware of pakers: they have unknown hypnotic powers that pull you in faster than anything!! Also, parker is usually the middle name of a boys named Joseph, but liked their middle name better.
Girl: OMG ur SUCH a Parker!!
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*
Boy: Actually, my first name is Joseph, but whatever.
Girl: oh... Hi PARKER!!!
Boy: *exasperated sigh*
by BananaHannnnnnnnn January 8, 2009
A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.
Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021
a Christian girl, beautiful and caring. she is very trustworthy and would make a great girlfriend. Parkers are fun and up for anything! She can party or stay home and watch movies. Parkers love cuddling and holding your hand. They like long and close relationships and will stay loyal to her boyfriend! Parkers like really tall guys with brown hair. if you find a girl Parker, it's very rare. keep her!
by Jacob8 December 10, 2013
Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.
Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
by Someone.who.admires April 25, 2022