1 definition by MyNameIsntParker
A man who is often times tall, strong, muscular, and attracts all the women. They often will have hoards of women swarming them at any given moment. Parker's are always the alpha. They tell the teacher what to teach and when to speak. They don't need to raise their hand in class.
Woman: "Did you see that Parker??"
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
Other woman: "You mean that strong, muscular, tall and handsome man that just saved that kitten??"
Woman: "Yeah.... hes so dreamy..."
*Everyone claps*
by MyNameIsntParker July 14, 2021