Omegle

A wonderful place in which you are hooked up to a roandom person on the website to speak to.

Omegle

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Expecto patronum!
You: FOR ASLAN!
You: CHING
You: BANG
You: WAZOO!
You: BANG
You: BOOM
You: KABLOOEY!
Stranger: Oh you just reminded me that I have a chocolate milkshake in my fridge.
Stranger: THANK YOU.

by JohhnyMcFinklestien October 27, 2009

Omegle

Place for 50 year old pedophiles that say that they're 15 years old. They always ask you for ASL (age/sex/location) right when you join the chat. If you tell them you are a male, they'll leave. If you tell them you're a female. They'll ask for pics of you. You can troll on them and post sourmath.com to tell them that's the site with your nude pics. Instead of seeing you nude, they'll end up with disgusting browser virus that can't be closed by browser.

Trolling on omegle conversation

stranger: Hi, horny, 15
stranger: asl
you:16,f,USA
stranger:cute, pic of you plz?
you: ok :-)
you: sourmath.com
stranger:Thanks :-) cutie
You have disconnected

by Imatroll September 15, 2013

Omegle

An anonymous browser-based chat room where the company (Omegle) places you in a one-on-one chat room with a random person. Regardless of what you and your anonymous chat buddy talk about, the conversation will ALWAYS end up about sex...ALWAYS.

Omegle Chat Room:

You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: Hey, not much, what about you?
You: Not too much, just listening to music.
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: The Sex Pistols; they are my favorite band ever!!
Stranger: M/F?
You: ...Male...why?
Stranger: How big is your member?

by Ecowarrior12 February 9, 2010

Omegle

A website where you can text chat or video chat with another stranger. You can find a wide variety of horny men, sluts, whores, man whores, and crackheads. Occasionally you will come across horny men who ask you to show them your thong, your ass, your boobs, and your whole naked body and you will win a "special prize" at the end.
Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.

Whore on omegle: *shows boobs*
Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me.
Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun.
Horny guy: yum yum.

by KissMyAss99 February 18, 2011

Omegle

A site where lonely guys like to masturbate on camera

Jim went on Omegle to talk to strangers but instead was traumatized by all the old men dicks

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

Omegle

1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off

2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off

Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com

guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?

Computer: your chat session has ended

by holeman1 March 8, 2014

Omegle

"Horny" strangers going on a website to cyber.

1/20 tries to get a "normal" non-horny person.

Omegle Convo:

Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More..

Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...

by StrangerDanger2432 May 16, 2010