Omegle

Chatroulette for dudes with small dicks

Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!

by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

Omegle

A place for TUMBLR people to get new followers and to piss off Omegle people off with "HNNG"

Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!

Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com

by JOEY231546/ May 17, 2010

Omegle

A website for homework help. Just start a new chat, type M for math or F for Physics and then type your grade/year, a helper will be on their way soon!

You: Can you help me with this question?
Friend: No sorry Im having trouble too but i went on omegle and this guy helped me out

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn May 14, 2020

Omegle

Most people on omegle are either a perverted 40 year old guys showing you thier dick because no one they know wants to see theirs. Or a teenager that just ask girls to show them their tits because they are to pussy to ask girls they actually know.

example one:

Stranger-u wanna see me cum ;)
You- no screw you
You have disconnected

example two: Stranger- bitch show me your tits
You- why beacuse your to afraid to ask a girl thats not on omegle
Stranger- pretty much
You have disconnected

by 2hot4ubb;) July 4, 2012

Omegle

A website where desperate men go to get girlfriends but only encounter other desperate men and horny pedopiles.

I went on omegle to get a girlfriend but turns out I got catfished.

by Antoni van Leewenhoek November 8, 2016

Omegle

A magical place where you can either meet your new best friend, or be reminded of the reason why you hate socializing. In this realm of ignorance, some people are lucky enough to find a good person. And maybe even have a meaningful conversation with this person. Until that person decides to skip mid conversation. On the other hand, you could bump into a 12 year old gamer boy who thinks its funny to call random people gay. Such experiences can result in the following:

Rethinking your life choices
Closing the website

Immediately skipping

Instant irritation

And More!

Me: *goes on omegle*

Me: hi!

Stranger: *Skips*

Me: ....

Me again: WTF DID I DO WRO-

by Thatoneidioticclassmate May 27, 2021

Omegle

A website pretty much every horny guy goes to find girls and beg them to show something.

John went on Omegle to find himself slutty wife.

by A girl who knows way to much April 22, 2018