Ethan Myton

Needs a hair cut

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton

by The most special special June 26, 2023

Mytonic

Also known as the "Tennessee Fainting Goat", "Wooden Leg Goat", or "Stiff Leg Goat". The Mytonic is a breed of goat indigenous to the United States. They almost always have black and white coloration and their knees "lock up" when they are frightened.

Yesterday I was driving past a farm and saw some Mytonics fall over.

by captainanonamis March 16, 2022