Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.

“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day by ang3licluvr July 1, 2022

Internation Moose? Day

Internation Moose? Day is a day on may 29th where everyone must only say "moose?". Saying anything but "moose?" will get you yelled at by another person.

Bill: "Moose?"
Jeb: "Moose?"
Jenny: "What are you guys doing?"
Bill and jeb: "Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? Moose? "
Jenny: "oooooooooh, its Internation Moose? Day"

Internation Moose? Day by Slommbo May 29, 2021

moose knuckle of a day

An embarrassingly awful day where every problem, mishap, and streak of bad luck is bulging out prominently for the whole world to notice. Super awkward, impossible to hide or ignore. (A bigger, more in-your-face version than a regular bad day, playing on the slang term “moose knuckle.”)

Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.

moose knuckle of a day by Jaymac1212 January 15, 2026

National Suicide Mouse Day

National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.

If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)

National Suicide Mouse Day by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

Mickey Mouse Day by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026