Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

Midgey

A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.

Come here, midgey you wanna see my cock?

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Midgey

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.

His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.

by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012

Midgey

a midget
just a weirder name
kinda like a nickname for a shot person

Hey midgey check this out man. Oh wait i forgot you can't see over the fence. Sorry.

by aznboarder120151 July 6, 2008

Midgey

Noun - A breed of Chihuahua that only like one person and pisses in the shape of a C. Midgeys can be found in the homes of great men.

"Can I pick up your Midgey?"

"No, you smell and Midgey don't like you. "

by Scrappins October 25, 2017

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

midgey midge

Definition of 'midgey':
a midget

just a weirder name

Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual

Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.

Usually lives in the south of England.

Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.

Can often have terrible body odour.

The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.

On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"

by Cessticles December 15, 2009