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Dangerous and insecure. Do not give your phone to Måzart. It will be savageously demolished. Keep your children away. He will destroy them. Never trust a Måzart. Stay away from him at all costs. He may seem cute and innocent, but he is the actual devil inside. Look out for Måzart. If you see him, run as fast as you can.
Daddy look! What a cute pony!”
“Stay away son, it’s Måzart.”
Måzart by Stalker77 June 28, 2018
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St. Maarten 

A "friendly island" in the Caribbean sea that is 1 part of a whole. It's the dutch side of the split island. It is part of the Netherlands Antilles, along with Curacao,Bonaire, St. Eustatius, and Saba. English and dutch are the official languages.
Oh sweet St. Maarten land
So bright by beach and strand
With sailors on the sea and harbors free
Where the chains of mountains green
Variously in sunlight sheen
St. Maarten by Tweetygyal March 6, 2009
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MacArthur 

most possibly the most badass name of all time, anyone who wields this name must be a complete bad ass if not they are obligated to change their last name or else another MacArthur will come, an actual badass, and repeatedly kick their ass
Guy: dude see that guy right there he's a MacArthur
Guy 2: i can see, he makes Chuck Norris look like a little bitch
MacArthur by reidthecoolguy May 24, 2011

Mazariego 

Mazariego of royal Spanish traditions. Verb: describing something of royal excellence, standards, and/or pedigree; high caliber.
That estate is of Mazariego craftsmanship.
Mazariego by Andrés10 February 3, 2010

macarthur 

A Famous General during WW2 who was commander in cheif of Allied forces in the pacific, also Commander during the Korean War. He was the one who got the idea to launch an amphibious assault on inchon which pushed the koreans back to their own country. Noticable items he wore were sunglasses, a pipe ,and his militiry hat.
Quotes " I shall return"
" Old soldiers never die; they just fade away. And like the old soldier in that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the sight to see that duty."
macarthur by Thats all i got to say September 7, 2005
The most entertaining person you will ever meet
Maartje by Lilp3092 June 21, 2020
One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.
Bach ain't got nothin' on Mozart.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mozart.
Mozart by Clyde November 12, 2004