Linston

A person who many ladies find attractive with his staunch Demeanour. Doesn’t say much and not one for long term relationships.

Omg this guy at my work is so good looking but I know he’s to hard to keep. He’s a bit of a Linston.

by Loverboyandshaqgirl November 23, 2021

linston

noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)

commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure

by you_know_me_613 March 7, 2010