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langered 

Very drunk, highly intoxiced, grossly inebriated etc...
Are you intending to get langered this coming Bank Holiday Weekend?
langered by Big Daddy Ede June 6, 2006
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langered 

so drunk that you can't stand up.
She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.
langered by pad July 20, 2004

langered 

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.
My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.
langered by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

Langered 

A new verb coined to describe the process of having a new scope item or change in strategic direction thrust upon an unsuspecting PM, usually 1 week out from an IAR gate and communicated in an ‘oh by the way’ corridor conversation.
"Hey PM, are you still submitting your IAR documentation end of today?"
"I might need a bit longer... I just got Langered"
Langered by BHP rep 101 July 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026