Kabul

Afghanistan's capital that fell to couple guys with a AKs and turban's.

Kabul fell at the day the Americans were leaving

Kabul by guywithturben August 22, 2021

Kabul

Capital city of Afghanistan. Located in Kabul Province, northeast Afghanistan. People cannot drive, walk out in front of you without looking (then get riot-level pissed if you hit someone), or ride their bikes out in front of you. Dusty, dirty, has good bread and a decent radio station, Kabul Rock (108.0 FM). The Taliban were driven out for the most part, but pop their man-loving, women-beating, limb chopping, self-detonating heads up occasionally. Home to the HQ of Afg Nat. Army and Nat. Police, ANA and ANP.

Man 1 - Off to Kabul again?

Man 2 - Yeah, need to pay off the mortgage...

Man 1 - Get some bread and don't get blown up dude! And watch your cornhole, I heard man-love is all the rage over there. And watch out for the ANP, they're a bunch of dicks.

Man 2 - Will do.

Kabul by wode May 22, 2011

Kabul Airport 

Euphemism.

"Kabul Airport" refers to the sexual act of anal pegging a submissive by a dominatrix, often in association with the ritualistic humiliation of the submissive.

"I was busy trying to secure Kabul Airport but Mistress insisted I beg harder and lick the soles of her boots until all the mud was removed"

Kabul Airport by KCCO and FTT August 22, 2021

Kabul Pullout 

When you use the pull-out method during sex to avoid pregnancy but end up leaving some behind anyway

I don't know how we ended up in this situation, we tried a Kabul Pullout and still got fucked

Kabul Pullout by Daniel Tuesday August 31, 2021

Kabul Kooch 

The worst possible example of female genitalia. It is as bombed-out depleted and smelly as its namesake Afghan city which has suffered decades of war and has open sewers. Beware a Kabul Kooch has most likely not seen a razor since the Vikings last saw a Super Bowl either.

Man, I wasn't expecting much going hoggin last night but that whatever you want to call her I picked up at the cab stand had a Kabul Kooch that sent me running and I'm on a 6-month dry streak here.

Kabul Kooch by imcsmith September 14, 2010

Kabul'd 

When an airport is stormed by the general public

Did you hear? That airport in Tanzania got Kabul'd last week

Kabul'd by Redhill September 19, 2021

Marathon In Kabul 

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

Marathon In Kabul by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021