Kabul

Afghanistan's capital that fell to couple guys with a AKs and turban's.

Kabul fell at the day the Americans were leaving

by guywithturben August 23, 2021

Kabul

Capital city of Afghanistan. Located in Kabul Province, northeast Afghanistan. People cannot drive, walk out in front of you without looking (then get riot-level pissed if you hit someone), or ride their bikes out in front of you. Dusty, dirty, has good bread and a decent radio station, Kabul Rock (108.0 FM). The Taliban were driven out for the most part, but pop their man-loving, women-beating, limb chopping, self-detonating heads up occasionally. Home to the HQ of Afg Nat. Army and Nat. Police, ANA and ANP.

Man 1 - Off to Kabul again?

Man 2 - Yeah, need to pay off the mortgage...

Man 1 - Get some bread and don't get blown up dude! And watch your cornhole, I heard man-love is all the rage over there. And watch out for the ANP, they're a bunch of dicks.

Man 2 - Will do.

by wode April 30, 2011

Kabul Airport

Euphemism.

"Kabul Airport" refers to the sexual act of anal pegging a submissive by a dominatrix, often in association with the ritualistic humiliation of the submissive.

"I was busy trying to secure Kabul Airport but Mistress insisted I beg harder and lick the soles of her boots until all the mud was removed"

by KCCO and FTT August 22, 2021

Kabul Pullout

When you use the pull-out method during sex to avoid pregnancy but end up leaving some behind anyway

I don't know how we ended up in this situation, we tried a Kabul Pullout and still got fucked

by Daniel Tuesday September 1, 2021

Kabul Kooch

The worst possible example of female genitalia. It is as bombed-out depleted and smelly as its namesake Afghan city which has suffered decades of war and has open sewers. Beware a Kabul Kooch has most likely not seen a razor since the Vikings last saw a Super Bowl either.

Man, I wasn't expecting much going hoggin last night but that whatever you want to call her I picked up at the cab stand had a Kabul Kooch that sent me running and I'm on a 6-month dry streak here.

by imcsmith September 13, 2010

kabuled

Adjective: Being left or abandon abruptly with out recourse and difficult if not impossible way out.

I was kabuled last weekend while at the mall with my friends and I had to walk home.

by Hughmember August 30, 2021

Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021