Stalin's wet dream on treads, the KV-2 is essentially a KV-1 with a stupid ass turret and a 152mm cannon that shoots anal rape compressed into tank shells. Its suspension has been known to be lubricated with the tears of its enemies and armor made of impenetrable Stalinium. In video games, it is passionately referred to as "The King of Derp" in World of Tanks, and "Death Star" in Warthunder. Russian tenk stronk tenk. Best in world.
"That KV-2 just obliterated my entire house with its ridiculous gun!"
"One shorted by a KV-2 again. Time to commit Seppuku."
"One shorted by a KV-2 again. Time to commit Seppuku."
by Hetzer February 26, 2015
A Soviet Heavy Tank Made Out Of Stalinium. Fires Pure Stalinium Shells That Can Pierce Even A Panzer IV Tank. Use It to scare Hans and Fritz
Hans: Hey Fritz Doesn’t That Look Like A KV-1?
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
by Hero Of The Soviet Union December 19, 2019
An entity in a video game that is extremely overpowered or relies on mostly or only luck to preform well.
by camo_man June 13, 2017
This species of heavy tank is one of the most commonly seen species in the wilderness, thanks to their thick armor which helps them stay alive in dangerous situations. However, their lack of intelligence and camouflage counteracts this advantage, resulting in them being easy prey for advanced predators like the Caernarvon Action X. The species is divided into two subspecies; one of which has the upgraded turret with the long 107mm gun, the other which carries the stock, down syndrome turret with the average 122mm gun. These two subspecies have an equal chance of appearing in the wilderness. Their behavior is average for a heavy tank, able to fight as menacing brawlers but their intelligence prevents such action. Upon evolution to the ST-1 species, most characteristics remain the same.
by Arty59 August 18, 2021
Maddest Kunt from greenacre. Hottest bloke out. All the glamours like him. He gets all the banet. Hes buzz and is overall a very loving sexy and caring bloke
by Ruby Grey August 26, 2019
Almost the best damn tank that the commies made, its just a tank with a damn refrigerator as a turret then stalin decides to slap a fuckin' Howitzer in that so called refrigerator (fuckin 152mm cannon)
by Azurlane-fan December 1, 2020