A plain, lazy girl with mousy brown hair who never turns down a drink. She gets ridiculously drunk at every social occasion. Enjoys snacking and clarifying people's word choice. Very superstitious.
Person: "that girl is such a Judith, she's just been sitting smoking weed and watching soaps for the past 48 hours and every time i say anything she corrects my grammar"
by moke brran July 31, 2011
by Stephen de Olivera Josephat December 11, 2010
The name children call their father's second wife or girlfriend, regardless of her birth name, after his having left or lost his first wife. Often only to their siblings or to friends whose father's also have a Judith.
Is Judith coming to the wedding? I can't believe that, they just met.
He's spending Christmas with Judith? Did he even think about what we're going to do now?
He's spending Christmas with Judith? Did he even think about what we're going to do now?
by bigbigbellyflop December 7, 2011
Girl that is extremely loud at all times (if you know what I mean). She gives good head and knows how to fix her drink. Even though she can blow like a goddess, she isn't wife material because she's more than likely crazy as it gets. So if you have to end things with one let her down easy or she will ruin your life.
by holladaddy67 March 15, 2017
Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating.
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.
Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.
Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".
Brian's wife is such a Judith, she felt icky when he watching Game of Thrones and she saw a nipple.
My Judith friend served me bologna and no name margarine sandwiches for lunch.... then she fucking had the nerve to exclaim "Delish!"
My Judith friend served me bologna and no name margarine sandwiches for lunch.... then she fucking had the nerve to exclaim "Delish!"
by Smallears May 25, 2020
A little bitch. Don't trust people with this name, they can choke. They will lure you in only to disappoint, hurt, and damage you. Don't trust them. Don't be a Judith.
by Henlostinkifool April 16, 2017
by A skinny boi with a skinny dic April 19, 2019