Jim

To jim is to rage, to mess up, to ruin everything, and to simply fail.

A: I almost completely rocked minigolf last night
B: Ah shit i hope you didnt jim it!
A: Hell no man i dont jim anything, youre the one always jimming things.
B: Scoreboard

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A: Aww crap i jimmed my car last night.
B: Again? Didnt you just get it? How fast were you going?
A: Ya i got it about a month ago. I was going 125 in a school zone.
B: Way to be a jim.

by 808hb February 9, 2009

Jim

A nickname for a punchdown tool.

Hand me the Jim so I can cross strap this phone.

by GameGenie May 4, 2007

Jim

A man that has sexual relations with a particular Co worker

Hey bro I’m a jim

by Piperfitter October 19, 2018

Jim

A master...and the best in everything,very handsome too.a young guy who owns

hey you, your the best
whats your name...wait i know its Jim is it
Yeah it is how did you know.
well your the best

by ehnrikmuijastboo August 27, 2008

Jim

He claims to have many friends, but in reality he identifies as a social reject. He sings extremely well, but his social skills and lack of friends makes him very maniacal.

If you ever see a Jim, don't ever go near them. There's a big chance you'll be taken hostage and turn into his assistant

Random dude: What is that dude doing?
Smart dude: Don't go near him, hes a bit of a creep
Jim: Hi guys, wanna come into my white van?
Random dude: No thanks..
Jim: Well you're coming anyways!!

by Jesus takes my mother June 17, 2021

Jim

An absolute gamer. Seriously, this guy fucks. Type of dude to pull the heavy while all of his teammates are either dead or across the map. This guy rocks into quickplay matches with all blues and puts up a solid negative KD without even trying. The act of Jimming is not something that is easily defined as many things can be considered Jimming.

Wow look at our blueberry jimming over there, he pulled the heavy ammo alone and died with it.

by SilentOracle June 12, 2021

Jim

slang to describe someone making a mistake or screwing something up

Did you spill pop on your keyboard? Way to Jim it up idiot!

by Mark Summers May 15, 2006