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Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet
1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?
Word of the Day on May 4, 2014

internetting

Inetting, slang word related to internetting or interneting.
"Hope your inetting later tonight, see ya then." Replace internetting with inetting.
internetting by Mark Dalton January 6, 2008

internetting

The current use of the internet in communication regardless of medium whether it be through e-mail or any other instant text message ability.
No Doi, I'm internetting him back right now, Becky!

I just submitted my new resume to that employer I was talking about, but they still haven't internetted me back yet.

Hey, send me an internet about that O.K. bro?!

Ya the scene went sideways, I will internet you later about it...
internetting by Wordcarver January 28, 2011

superfluous internetting 

To use the Internet for no real purpose other than personal entertainment
Person 1 : "Where's Dave?"
Person 2 : "He's been upstairs superfluous internetting for like 2 hours now - lets try and guess what stupid and pointless facts he's learnt"

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

Mr Interesting 

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.
Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.
Mr Interesting by lumpbag May 16, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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