"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010
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