A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.
by Titmaster1233 November 21, 2008
This is a phrase that has the same meaning as "I don't really care" or "I could care less". It is a saying of apathy and disconcern about something or someone.
by Turd Burgaler June 23, 2005
Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
Synonymous with "I don't care.:
"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"
by smartman418 November 9, 2011