i'm home alone

Come over. I'm horny.

Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.

by tiktakt0k December 2, 2014

I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

by Exo Epic February 22, 2015