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Hermen is one hell of a friend. An all around easy guy to know; they’re especially good at learning the Spanish language and making friends with people named Brooke. Hermen can give you advice no owl could.
Hey bro, did you talk to Hermen this weekend, he seemed out of it.
Hermen by Braedon Alphabrook October 17, 2019

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick
You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

Peewee-Hermanize 

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.
The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.
Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."
Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

Los Pollos Hermanos

The Chicken Brothers in Spanish.
Also the restaurant chain owned by Gus Fring in Breaking Bad.
Los Pollos Hermanos is the owned by Druglord Gus Fring.