hermaf 

(hurrr-maffff)

1. Pron;

A pronoun for a hermaphrodite.
Cuz "he" and "she" don't fit. LOL.
And cuz they bitch when you call them "it".

2. Noun;

Lameass noob who will do a double anal no reach-around; a lamer.

"I can't be a fag if I'm a hermaf, noob."
"I bet you use capz hermaf!!"
"That hermaf isnt too good at maf or science neither- lol!"

hermaf by BRIAR & GARRETT, LOLOLLOLL September 25, 2006

Hermaphrodisiac 

Combining hermaphrodite and aphrodisiac not only makes my veiny 3 inch dick hard but it refers to when you are fucking the shit outta a ladyboy and can't seem to get enough of that sweet pussy and meaty cock or penis.

I was playing Scrabble with my Grandma and played the word Hermaphrodisiac. I defined it for her and she said it reminded her of Grandpa.

Hermaphrodisiac by David Bisbee July 4, 2019

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

Pee wee Herman special by Kingofdick June 26, 2019

Peewee-Hermanize 

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.

The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.

Peewee-Hermanize by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 17, 2009

Hermadunk 

To forcibly introduce a change-adverse individual to something new. Similar to dunking a hermit crab in its food and water bowls when introducing it to a new cage.

The process is usually performed for the benefit of the person being hermadunked, but against their will.

“Hey Carolyn thinks that crutons and brocoli have flavor, lets drag her to an indian place and hermadunk her till she learns what flavor is.”

“God damn it, I’ve told you about sushi 30 times, prepare to be hermadunked!”

Hermadunk by 4F February 22, 2019

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021

Los Pollos Hermanos

The Chicken Brothers in Spanish.
Also the restaurant chain owned by Gus Fring in Breaking Bad.

Los Pollos Hermanos is the owned by Druglord Gus Fring.

Los Pollos Hermanos by IronMeteorite August 17, 2018