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Garrus Vakarian, originally an uptight Citadel Security officer, joined Commander Shepard on the search for Saren. After saving the Citadel, space, and all of time, Garrus returned to the Citadel. Quickly realizing that the Citadel was boring, Garrus ventured to Omega, the corrupt counterpart to the Citadel. While on Omega-for approximately two years- me managed to get roughly every citizen of the Omega station to want to kill him. Commander Shepard had to save him from this situation because he was a pussy. He decides to join Commander Shepard's crew once more, but has a habit of saying "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of calibrations." Garrus, albeit a pussy, became famous for his love of calibrating.
I Garrused that computer!

Stop being so Garrus and talk to me.
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How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”
Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:
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garfussy 

andrew garfield’s boy pussy
“andrew garfield puts whole garfussy into all his roles actually” -@mcavoyeur on twitter
garfussy by marfy11 December 20, 2021

garrulous 

1.Talkative, chatty. People that are this way are usually considered 'social'.

2.sometimes describes a person that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up.
1. The man was very garrulous; talking with everyone and being the life of the party.

2. The garrulous fool talked through the entire movie, ruining it for the other partrons!
garrulous by bigdaddynumbah1 April 26, 2006

moist and garrulous 

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
moist and garrulous by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006

mr. garrison 

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat
Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.
mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007

Garbussy 

The back end of a rear load garbage truck, that is prone to squirting. Short for garbage pussy not trussy. Trussy is short for train pussy not trash pussy
My buddy walked behind one of them garbage trucks the other day and got soaked in shit from the garbussy
Garbussy by Ironheade July 13, 2023
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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