What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.
See: Canadia
See: Canadia
Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?
Tourist: We're from Florida!
Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.
Tourist: We're called Floridians.
Resident: So, you're from Floridia.
Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.
Resident: Right. Floridan.
Tourist: I hate Canadia.
Tourist: We're from Florida!
Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.
Tourist: We're called Floridians.
Resident: So, you're from Floridia.
Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.
Resident: Right. Floridan.
Tourist: I hate Canadia.
by Chuck Canuck March 10, 2009
A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly
Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!
by Brian Mars December 15, 2008