FPL

Acronym for Fat Person Logic. Use when a fat cunt does something gluttonous or lazy.

Will: (groans audibly) I need a nap
Alex: You've just been asleep for 14 hours.
Will: *falls asleep and dribbles a bit*
Alex: Classic FPL

by buffapacheprime August 5, 2023

Fluctuating Power (and) Light to native Floridians,

Florida Power (and) Light to everyone else

Person 1: "Power's out. Again."
Person 2: "Dammit FPL!"

by - TDL January 10, 2015

by ayrtonsenna101 November 9, 2011

fpl

fat pussy lips; a term male swimmers use when looking at girls in tight one pieces

Kevin: Damn, look at Sofia's fpl.
Adrian: I would so tap that!

by swimming niggah October 9, 2011

(F)uck'em (P)lease'em (L)eave'em

John- Oh, so she's your old lady now?
Shawn- Man Hell naw I'm fpl'ing that hoe!

by Pretty'Thickums August 1, 2010

Guy one: omg did you see that girl mara i heard she has huge fpl!!

Guy two: Yeah i know i saw it the other day it’s nasty

by The Channing Tatum January 21, 2020