Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...
Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.
by FrStrat December 20, 2022
A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.
Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!
Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!
by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022
person 1: "hi cutie, can i have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im exosexual"
Person1: "backs aways slowly"
Person1: "ow look at that guy, he is so into you,.go talk to him"
Person2: "sorry, but I'm exosexual"
Person1: "ow sorry, I didn't know"
Person 2: "sorry, im exosexual"
Person1: "backs aways slowly"
Person1: "ow look at that guy, he is so into you,.go talk to him"
Person2: "sorry, but I'm exosexual"
Person1: "ow sorry, I didn't know"
by exo things October 18, 2020
Exosexual is a sexual attraction involving power, authority or strength. Also manifesting as an attraction for authority figures. People who are exosexual may look for specific features in a partner, often having a secondary attraction to traits they associate with power or authority. Exosexuals can usually be lumped into two categories; those who are attracted to people having power over them, and those who attracted to people they have power over.
Person 1: "I can't believe our boss is such a control freak!"
Person 2: "I know, that makes him all the more attractive"
Person 1: "Excuse me?"
Person 2: "I'm exosexual"
Person 1: "oh, sorry, I didn't know... I can Introduce you two?"
Person 2: "I know, that makes him all the more attractive"
Person 1: "Excuse me?"
Person 2: "I'm exosexual"
Person 1: "oh, sorry, I didn't know... I can Introduce you two?"
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