A ritualistic jam. A holy fuck. A bull with reverence. Part 1 of "D Process".
An eltomentoquackquack consists of nothing less than the most requistious sexing you can possibly receive.

The eltomentoquackquack is preferably performed on your birthday. It must be followed by a Winkballs to complete "D Process".
I got an eltomentoquackquack yesterday. She handled me well.
Michael gave his Amazon Echo an eltomentoquackquack.
Khalifa got the blimblimbs because he didn't collect his Winkballs after the eltomentoquackquack.
by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022
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