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edmonton standard 

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.
Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard
edmonton standard by R-Fed December 7, 2006
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Edmonton Soiler 

A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.
Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."

OR

Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."
Edmonton Soiler by Chez Fonzerelli February 27, 2011

Edmonton County School 

A bunch of idiots that suck dicks for living . Also bunch of school fat head that love to simp on girls every day of the week because they love there mums in the wird way that’s why that school is full of bullshit and batty dickheads
Edmonton County School by Hackan November 5, 2021

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

West Edmonton Mall 

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.

Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.

edmonton queen 

a sex act; usually involving paddles and very convincing transvestites.
"boy george gives the best edmonton queens this side of the north saskatchewan."
edmonton queen by mckrintly September 29, 2008

edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year
The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.
edmonton oilers by Craiggers April 14, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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