When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds
by Not my job Dalton March 26, 2020
When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smother him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by Sportin Wood July 11, 2008
Dirty Kelly an alternative of a Subaru driver who ascertains as a loyal person whilst cheats on their wife after each shift at work
Girl; I think he’s finished
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
Friend; I bet $5 he’s out dirty kellying you
Girl; probably but he better come home clean
by Meow13211321 April 2, 2020
When a girl knows she sweats more during sex than her man and does not care. When the act is done she continues to remain on top of her man and smothers him with her sweat until she naturally dries off.
by TeeHeeItsASecret April 5, 2020
A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
by Pimpstik June 21, 2023
“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”
by Kay777 September 2, 2023
When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.
by NathaniSan July 3, 2019