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Danger Yank 

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.
Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.
Danger Yank by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017
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dangerwank 

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>
dangerwank by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005

Dangerwank 

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.
Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"
Dangerwank by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

dangerwank 

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it

Dangerwank 

The act of calling out your sisters name half way through a wank, then trying to blow your load before she walks in and catches you in the act.
Ripper is one dirty bastard. Lastnight he told me he had a dangerwank and his sister caught him. Dirty cunt. Lost on purpose.
Dangerwank by MiceKrotum69 March 25, 2025

Spectral Dangerwank 

Wanking while in close proximity or currently being spooked by a ghost.
I was just wanking in my room when all of the sudden I was spooked by a ghost, guess it turned out to be a Spectral Dangerwank.
Spectral Dangerwank by Ipomcea August 6, 2018

yankee dinger pee free family 

a yankee dinger pee free family is a family of special friends who like to make interesting sounds like (OOOWWWWLLLL,slurp,coo,coof,and more) we all have fun nick names for eachother and talk ab the most random things we have our own language called chunks and we love eachother dearly a very smelly group who also have a movie, snapchat, insta and more we eat eachother if u live in ny be aware we’re a wild bunch of special people who r crazy there is 11 of us stinkys
1.)oh that yankee dinger pee free family is always making loud scary sounds i don’t know if i should call the police it concerns me

2.) the yankee dinger pee free family talk about concerning and disturbing things i’m scared

3.) hey stinky girls
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