An undiagnosed ailment typically used to avoid sharing or shutdown conversations with unwanted strangers.
Stranger: “What’s that crap on your lip?”
You: “I got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus. You should probably stand over there.”
Or
Stranger: “May I borrow your chapstick?”
You: “No way, bro. You got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus.”
You: “I got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus. You should probably stand over there.”
Or
Stranger: “May I borrow your chapstick?”
You: “No way, bro. You got that Dürschlingerhaükabeitus.”
by Gemstone July 11, 2020