conal

conal is a person who has a MASSIVE dick.conals usally get all the sexiest woman.Conals are normally extremely good looking and is very caring

woman:look! who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh thats just conal

by cuminurbum69 March 19, 2020

conal

conal is a person who has a MASSAIVE dick and usally gets all the ladies conals are extremely good looking and very caring

girl: who is that sexy man over there
freind:oh that is just conal

by cuminurbum69 March 19, 2020

conal

A blow to the face with a fist.

He met conal.

by Kiwi. October 17, 2003

conal

Gobshite

(Hollers): Gobshite!
Conal: Yes?

by Bob July 24, 2003

conal

A noun that describes an act such that the actor is not be able to constrain one's urinary urges and therefore runs to the side of a road or walkway or ditch and urinates.

e.g. to "pull a conal"

He was stuck in traffic for the next five miles before the nearest gas station, therefore he drove to the side of the road and pulled a conal.

by conal_observer May 28, 2010

conal

a person who thinks they are cool is called a conal

you are such a conal

by yeeet7778 June 10, 2019

Conallism

Conallism is a modern religion. Similar in aspects to Solipsism, and to a lesser extent, Buddhism. Based on the question "Does God know he is God? If not, is he really God? Or just you?"

It differs from Solipsism in that each individual does not believe he or she is subconsciously God, rather they believe that Conall, a normal person, is God and unknowingly controls the world through his subconscious.

Followers of the religion, or Conallists, believe Conall's mental state is vital to the world remaining stable. Suttle changes in mood of the deity could result in natural catastrophes, disease or other types of suffering anywhere in the world.

Conallism, like Buddhism, contains the idea's of Karma, reincarnation, meditation etc.

I am interested in the religion of Conallism.

by Rhys Connor November 10, 2010