by Nuttalicious September 16, 2008
Someone who is captain of the turd burglars. Funny at times but mostly pointless and senseless. Someone who has their moments.
by Chiknnugit January 10, 2014
1. Word used often on Valentine's Day when a guy gives a girl dead flowers.
Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"
2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.
Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"
2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.
Jacob: "Hey, who's Crunch bar is this?"
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says
'To: Coleman
Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says
'To: Coleman
Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."
by Doyoulikemypost? March 22, 2010
by #jakepaulforlife February 3, 2018
A totally brokeback asshole.
He thinks he can DJ, but he can't. His friends just use him for the free stuff. He likes to lie...God hates him. He's a fungly, shrimpy, ginger, that has to pay friends to stay with him.
He will never get laid.
He thinks he can DJ, but he can't. His friends just use him for the free stuff. He likes to lie...God hates him. He's a fungly, shrimpy, ginger, that has to pay friends to stay with him.
He will never get laid.
by Lori Bo Bori April 27, 2006
A person that steals from his friends, cheats on his girlfriend, lies to everybody, guilt trips and throws a temper tantrum when he doesnt get what he wants, plays girls until he gets what he wants, and will go nowhere with his life.
Drew is a Coleman
by Bogsprogmo November 7, 2011
Coleman is an alcoholic, egotistical, overweight, self-centered, pitty party. He does nothing unless it benefits him. When he does do anything it has to be his way or no way at all. He cheats and lies. He will ruin your life.
by LaneyBee6 February 15, 2017