1 definition by Doyoulikemypost?
1. Word used often on Valentine's Day when a guy gives a girl dead flowers.
Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"
2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.
Girl 1: "Did you hear? George gave his girlfriend dead flowers that he found in a trashcan on Valentine's Day!"
Nancy: "Ugh... What a Coleman!"
2. Guy who lets his friends eat the candy he recieves on Valentine's Day, despite the fact it is from someone special.
Jacob: "Hey, who's Crunch bar is this?"
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says
'To: Coleman
Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."
Coleman: "It's mine, but you can have it."
Jacob: "Are you sure? It says
'To: Coleman
Love: Grandma
P.S. Keep this forever. I might die tomorrow' on it. That sounds pretty meaningful."
Coleman: "Yea man, go ahead. It's just a Crunch bar."
by Doyoulikemypost? March 22, 2010