The term "cobwebbing" is used to describe a woman who's vaginal cavern has not been explored for a long period of time. So long that the inactivty and lack of any human presence has left the vaginal cavern overwhelmed with the formation of cobwebs.
I haven't had sex in so long, I'm cobwebbing.
by Jillayyyyyy July 1, 2013
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When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance
Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing
by Leftfoot12 March 28, 2009
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The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.
I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore
by Richard November 25, 2004
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When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.
Dude I just got Cobwebbed!

Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.
by Demonitrax August 16, 2010
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To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.
I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off
by Runner muck February 5, 2014
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When a person hasn't talked for a while, so their voice sounds like they need to clear their throat.
Adam has cobwebs because he plays counter-strike 24/7 instead of talking.
by desert fox December 5, 2005
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