Son: I've been promoted as the CEO of the company!
Mom: Wow, CEO! What do you need to do every day?
Son: Oh, just fuck around and check emails. After all, i'm the Check Email Officer.
Mom: Wow, CEO! What do you need to do every day?
Son: Oh, just fuck around and check emails. After all, i'm the Check Email Officer.
by saimaijai June 28, 2011
by lordshrek March 13, 2015
Even better than boss. The boss...of the boss. Usually used by the few people who love to act like they're on crack, but will never touch the stuff.
by spicychick February 4, 2009
acronym for Chief Executive officer, the highest title in corporate America. One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class. One of America's most hated persons with lawyers, politicians and pedophiles. A subhuman species characterized as a snake, pig, dishonest, cruel, corrupt, scandalous, greedy and arrogant. A CEO is an impotent and overpaid coporate fatcat bastard with gray hair, a small dick and small mind with a sexually-frustrated trophy wife and won't hesitate to sell their company and employees down the tubes. They're slave owners who view their employees as expendable slave laborers by paying them a slave wage or laying them off in the name of "corporate restructuring." CEOs often engage in behavior such as embezzlement, insider trading and receiving perverted bonuses while their company struggles to earn a profit and its employees receive pay cuts and can't feed their families. CEOs can be identified by their orange jumpsuits or black and white stripes sitting behind bars recieving forced sexual pleasure from their fellow inmates. Such examples of CEOs include Jeffery Skilling, Kenneth Lay, Martha Stewart and Chuck Conoway.
see: snake oil salesman, pondscum, guttertrash, thug, thief, crook and lowlife
see: snake oil salesman, pondscum, guttertrash, thug, thief, crook and lowlife
A CEO is the lowest form of human life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 4, 2007
by NormativeMan December 3, 2018
In the office I work at there's a black guy who walks around seemingly doing nothing except carrying papers and mackin' on white girls. I asked my friend what he did and he didn't know so we determined his job was Chief Executive Officer of fucking white women.
by Lazarus Ciccone December 10, 2004