The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.
Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine
Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine
Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 16, 2022
During sexual intercourse, you tell your partner that you have HIV/AIDS and you see how long you can stay on. Hence, "The Bullrider."
by Johnson Doe June 25, 2006
Term that refers to having sex doggy style while the male is about to ejaculate, he tightly holds the female by the waist while still being inside of her and either says, "I've been sleeping with your sister" or "I've been cheating on you with (____)"... Then you hold on for the ride of your life.
I was doing this chick the other night, but she wasn't putting her ass into it. So I got her in a Bull Rider, and daaaymn, she nearly snapped my dick off.
by NPG September 21, 2007
is being on top while having sex with a girl when mid way through you tell her she isnt half as good as her siter,mom,best friend etc. then you grab hold of her tits and see if you can hold on to your angry partner for 8 seconds
while i was riding christina last night i told her "your good but not half as good as your sister" then grabbed her tits and tried to hold on like a BULL RIDER
by altajay August 26, 2008
according to my best buddy raul, both these definitions are incorrect. to bull ride, is to do a girl from behind when then the male takes the female's hair and sticks it in her rear end. he then tried to ride her as long as he could while she tried to kick him off for being "weird." raul calls it "quirky."
Tommy was gonna give that skank an eifel tower but giving himself a high five just couldn't do it justice. He decided to give her the bull rider instead.
by band bum dos. September 18, 2007
According to one of my fuck buddies, bull rider is someone who rides a huge dick. As bulls have big penises.
by UlrichWED May 21, 2018
It's when you are doing a chick from behind and as you are both enjoying yourselves, you hold on to her, lean over her ear and wisper another girls name which will then make her mad and try and kick you off like a bull.
by Kopaka70788 August 28, 2017