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Meaning Buff from afar. Someone who from a long distance looks like they're really good looking, but then when they get up close they're actualy shit ugly.

Pronounced bah-faaf.
Person 1: Oh daymn, look how hot that girl is.

*Girl walks closer*
Person 2: Shit man, she's a B.F.A.F
B.F.A.F by rtmfb December 24, 2009
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B.F.B.a.F. 

The internet acronym for "Best Friend, Brother and Friend" made famous (sort of) on youtube by Justkiddingfilms in their halloween special. This acronym is used by Unco Same and Unco Chin, and usually confuses the vietnamese duo because of the use of many letters.
Unco Chin(in vietnamese accent): Unco Same is my Best friend, Brudda, and Friend!

Dashawn: Your best friend, brother and... friend?

Unco Chin: Yeah! B.F- no wait- B.F.aFB-no i mean-B.a.F.-

Dashawn(interrupting): Don't hurt yourself know.

(unco chin tries saying B.F.B.a.F.)
B.F.B.a.F. by holy kamera jizz November 5, 2009
Related Words
"Blank Firing Adapter" an ugly orange painted device that is fixed to end of your M-16 restricting the gas flow from the blanks out the barrel so that your weapon will cycle as per live rounds. Without the gas blowback created by a real bullet travelling through the barrel, the weapon will not function. So when firing blanks, you must use these to make the weapon cycle properly. If you do not restrict the gas flow with this you will have to fire one blank at a time and manually eject the casing!.
Make sure your b.f.a. is secured properly over the flash suppressor, that could be why your weapon is not cycling in this training exercise!
B.F.A. by CISO May 20, 2007
Bachelor of Fuck All. A really useless university degree. Originally played on Bachelor of Fine Arts but has grown to encompass any degree that will not prepare you for any known career. i.e. Art History, Silk Screening.
"He's never going to get hired in business with a B.F.A. from Lower East Overshoe U."
B.F.A. by X. A. Dunn November 14, 2006
Bad Fucking Ass - Being in or doing an act that gets someone to say randomly, "That is Bad Fucking Ass!," and consequently making you happy for being a bad ass.
Ex. 1

Main Character: Yesterday I was walking down the street and some guy pissed me off, so I curb stomped his ass.

Friend #2: Holy crap bro, that is B.F.A.!

Ex. 2

Main character: Last night I was at this party and I was able to get this hot chick to let me fuck her in the arse dude!

Friend #1: Holy shit bro no way! You are B.F.A.!
B.F.A by The bad fucking asser August 19, 2009
dude #1- dude i got so wasted and fucked a hot chick!

dude #2- bro thats B.F.A.
B.F.A. by kingsaveahoe August 17, 2009

B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. 

big floppy faggot analy loaded and happy penis
I saw a B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P running around town last night.
B.F.F.A.L.A.H.P. by Jimmy November 14, 2003
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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