B.A.L.L.A.T stands for bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys might shave their heads so that they get 0 bitches or to get rid of lice. Guys that have a name starting with J often shave their heads because of lice. Sometimes guys think they can shave away their problems, this is not true.
Girl: ew gross do you see Javi?
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.
Other girl: yeah he's bald and ugglier.
Girl: I bet he had lice.
Other girl: he's B.A.L.L.A.T.
by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 1, 2022