(n): The besieged state of one's asshole the day after a late night visit to White Castle.
"Dude, that case of sliders I ate last night sure was delicious, but today I'm suffering from a serious case of Castle Astle."

"Honey, will you pick me up another box of flushable baby wipes? This Castle Astle just won't go away."
by agentcause February 27, 2009
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The man with a big penis also known for being extremely smart
Ethan j astle has a Shlong
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You : im gonna search ick astle
Me : Do not search for that
You : why?
Me : its terrifying
You : oh...
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Whos ick astle?
You don't wanna know about it
Why?
Your are gonna have to look for another one insted of ick astle
Okay
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The Chinese god who is a dick to everyone...
when people behave like a dick they say don't try to be an astle
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It is the Astle
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It was the Astle.
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