811

You tried to dial 911 but pressed 8 instead.

Tommy: Sir step back I will call 911!
Tommy: No not 811!

by UziGrenades October 28, 2019

811

When said ten times fast sounds like 'Anal Lovin'

811, Eight Eleven, Eight Eleven, Eight Alovin, Aint Alovin, Anal Lovin

by MyDogFarted January 23, 2012

811

the national call-before-you-dig number

aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass

Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self

by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 11, 2021

811

A number you can dial on some telephone switches to have the line's number read back to you.

A: What't the number on this phone?
B: No idea. Call 811.

by Dirty Larry May 16, 2004

811

the shit

chet: u aint no 811
faggot: hell yea i am bitch

by annonymous December 19, 2003

811

the poor left out number in the chain or #11's that actually mean something =(

It feels left out...

Callie: 811! 811!

Ki: wtf?

Callie: I dunno =(

by theeclique November 16, 2003

811

811 is a problem you've caught and can address early, before it escalates into a 911.

My boyfriend, Viggy, treats me like an 811 when I've skipped a meal and am starting to get hangry.

by Limemintcooler February 14, 2023