The longest dick in the world
your dick after you jacked off, all red and pink, with extra cum dripping out of it, with some truffle butter on it
your dick after you jacked off, all red and pink, with extra cum dripping out of it, with some truffle butter on it
by Truckload of Swag January 31, 2016
by Meijer's! July 20, 2005
What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.
Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.
by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017
In notational form (8==D > ({})) only on the blackboards of very troubled math-teachers.. and the UD.com.
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets
by n00bh@xxor February 10, 2010
Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit
by StarBlazer101 August 2, 2008
by Khoa April 24, 2004
An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.
by MrPhoton July 27, 2018