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Meeting envy

When you are feeling like a useless insignificant Smurf at work and feel pangs of jealous anxiety when co-workers discuss the interesting or seemingly important things they have been doing. Especially if they are talking about all the meetings they’ve been in lately that you weren’t invited to.
Jonah had meeting envy when his co-worker Rhea texted that she was in a meeting- but he wasn’t. Little did he know Rhea had meeting envy listening to several of her co-workers and superiors who were in the meeting discuss all the meetings they had had recently.
Meeting envy by BlovBlovAgain July 13, 2023

meeting street brentwood

Meeting Street Brentwood is a ghetto school. The bathrooms are always destroyed. People be smoking in class.The classrooms always stink cause people don’t know how to shower. The school it to broke.
Boy:have you heard of Meeting Street Brentwood?
Girl:Yes I heard they are ghetto asf

Meeting Voyeur

When an online meeting ends, everyone is dismissed, and two people stick around to have a private conversation, but other people continue to silently lurk in the meeting and listen in.
I finally got the chance to ask my coworker those noob questions I was too embarassed to ask earlier, but the crowd of meeting voyeurs is making me uncomfortable.

meeting in the hardware aisle 

An innuendo for sex between two men.
Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing
please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting
Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.
Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?