lance's definitions

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005

alto

a small car made by suzuki...
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions

OMG WTF WAS THAT! THAT LITTLE SHIT KILLED MY V8 VN! ill go and die of shame...

by Lance August 3, 2004

nabeshin

Nabeshin is the most hilarious comedy character ever invented. Though nobody knows him, he magically shows up, having a full understanding of the situation, and fixes everything. The deus ex machina of every Excel Saga episode, that's our Nabeshin.

Notes: Can be used as an adjective.

"Yeah, so I went to a college and did a Nabeshin in the locker room, saved the day, nobody got hurt."

by Lance August 19, 2003

biasism

the action of being biased toward certain people even if on a subconscious level

Man bishop and stretch, dialekt and justice allll knew the judges good.. and they were the two wackest teams, yet they had some the best records. I never seen such blatant biasism if that motherfucker is even a word.

by lance December 28, 2007

Bwunk

A variant on bwnt. Used almost exclusively by Jedi Academy players on Jawascript server.

S3n@t0r Cicero: Bwnt.
Obi-Wan: Bwack.
Zaxo: Bwunk.

by Lance May 27, 2004

gmail

gmail, or what will be known as the hotmail killer, is not a joke. it's as real as the pop ups and spam you get on micro$oft's service.

ciao hotmail

by lance April 2, 2004

R.B.W.

Raised by wolves: To display a complete lack of socialization. No interpersonal skills

This mitch was R.B.W'ed

by Lance December 4, 2002