lance's definitions

shiznazer

A person who farts at inaproprate times
and shits his pants sometimes it is a friend

get the fuck off me you shiznazer

by lance October 22, 2004

Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula

"You dirty red wheeler!"
"What, freaky nebula?"

by Lance October 27, 2003

R.B.W.

Raised by wolves: To display a complete lack of socialization. No interpersonal skills

This mitch was R.B.W'ed

by Lance December 4, 2002

gmail

gmail, or what will be known as the hotmail killer, is not a joke. it's as real as the pop ups and spam you get on micro$oft's service.

ciao hotmail

by lance April 2, 2004

Japanophile

An enthusiast of Japanese exports, including the language, anime, manga, pop-culture, music, electronics, people, food, religion or culture.

"Everyone makes fun of me for being a Japanophile, because I like alot of things from Japan. However, I like lots of things from Europe, China, Canada and of course America as well, so I don't see why everyone has to be so racist about it..."

by Lance October 20, 2003

alto

a small car made by suzuki...
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions

OMG WTF WAS THAT! THAT LITTLE SHIT KILLED MY V8 VN! ill go and die of shame...

by Lance August 3, 2004

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005