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a good piece

A horrible piece, used commonly in birthday celebrations.
P1: You have the good piece. I'll take this one.
P2: This one's filled with worms!
by Lance November 5, 2003
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flyman

fly-man
To become or be half man and/or contain male like features with wing's located from spinal cord.
1.Watch this pal, im a flyman.

2.That foo just fuxin turned into tha flyman.

3.Who is flyman? He's the kewlest hacka of em all, tru!
by Lance June 18, 2004
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water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!
GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.
by Lance May 7, 2005
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edgeev

(n.) the funniest person you know

(v.) to say/do/write the funniest thing in the history of all time
Did you see that new Will Ferrell movie? He's edgeev!

Did you read Tim's script? He edgeeved that thing to the max!
by Lance July 9, 2004
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snail trails

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.
by lance January 19, 2005
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giblet

noun. the bottom of the butt on a woman where it meets up with the legs just before the anus or vulva
The stripper's giblets were covered with snail trails.
by lance January 19, 2005
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Trend Whore

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”

2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
by Lance April 16, 2004
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