lance's definitions

Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me

Brant has a huge slong

by lance March 1, 2005

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 5, 2003

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

Japanophile

An enthusiast of Japanese exports, including the language, anime, manga, pop-culture, music, electronics, people, food, religion or culture.

"Everyone makes fun of me for being a Japanophile, because I like alot of things from Japan. However, I like lots of things from Europe, China, Canada and of course America as well, so I don't see why everyone has to be so racist about it..."

by Lance October 20, 2003

gmail

gmail, or what will be known as the hotmail killer, is not a joke. it's as real as the pop ups and spam you get on micro$oft's service.

ciao hotmail

by lance April 2, 2004

R.B.W.

Raised by wolves: To display a complete lack of socialization. No interpersonal skills

This mitch was R.B.W'ed

by Lance December 4, 2002