lance's definitions

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005

alto

a small car made by suzuki...
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions

OMG WTF WAS THAT! THAT LITTLE SHIT KILLED MY V8 VN! ill go and die of shame...

by Lance August 3, 2004

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me

Brant has a huge slong

by lance March 1, 2005

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 5, 2003

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

gackt

An enormously good-looking, gorgeous, eccentric, ingenius Japanese musician and performer whose reputation with anime otaku and video game geeks in general has been sullied by their belief that he is just a pop icon. Oh yeah, and his fan base consists entirely of girls, gay/bi guys, and me.

(Pronounced "Ga-ku-to")

"Isn't Gackt just adorable in the Malice Mizer Bel Air PV?"

by Lance August 19, 2003