lance's definitions

Trend Whore

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.

1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”

2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”

by Lance April 16, 2004

ghetto booty

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.

J-Lo has a ghetto booty

by Lance February 5, 2005

Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.

"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus

by Lance January 5, 2005

shiznazer

A person who farts at inaproprate times
and shits his pants sometimes it is a friend

get the fuck off me you shiznazer

by lance October 22, 2004

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance February 28, 2005

merican

an immigrant that has adapted to most aspects of American life, but still cannot come off to others as a native-born American.

"You think everyone likes you, but you'll always be just a merican in my eyes."

by Lance November 24, 2003

gackt

An enormously good-looking, gorgeous, eccentric, ingenius Japanese musician and performer whose reputation with anime otaku and video game geeks in general has been sullied by their belief that he is just a pop icon. Oh yeah, and his fan base consists entirely of girls, gay/bi guys, and me.

(Pronounced "Ga-ku-to")

"Isn't Gackt just adorable in the Malice Mizer Bel Air PV?"

by Lance August 19, 2003