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crenshaw

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.
Jamie lost his virginity... It was straight crenshaw.
by Lance June 17, 2006
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precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.
we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.
by lance October 2, 2005
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water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!
GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.
by Lance May 7, 2005
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biasism

the action of being biased toward certain people even if on a subconscious level
Man bishop and stretch, dialekt and justice allll knew the judges good.. and they were the two wackest teams, yet they had some the best records. I never seen such blatant biasism if that motherfucker is even a word.
by lance December 28, 2007
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Japanophile

An enthusiast of Japanese exports, including the language, anime, manga, pop-culture, music, electronics, people, food, religion or culture.
"Everyone makes fun of me for being a Japanophile, because I like alot of things from Japan. However, I like lots of things from Europe, China, Canada and of course America as well, so I don't see why everyone has to be so racist about it..."
by Lance October 20, 2003
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Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula
by Lance October 27, 2003
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1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.
|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz
by Lance November 5, 2003
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