lance's definitions

biasism

the action of being biased toward certain people even if on a subconscious level

Man bishop and stretch, dialekt and justice allll knew the judges good.. and they were the two wackest teams, yet they had some the best records. I never seen such blatant biasism if that motherfucker is even a word.

by lance December 28, 2007

nabeshin

Nabeshin is the most hilarious comedy character ever invented. Though nobody knows him, he magically shows up, having a full understanding of the situation, and fixes everything. The deus ex machina of every Excel Saga episode, that's our Nabeshin.

Notes: Can be used as an adjective.

"Yeah, so I went to a college and did a Nabeshin in the locker room, saved the day, nobody got hurt."

by Lance August 19, 2003

Bwunk

A variant on bwnt. Used almost exclusively by Jedi Academy players on Jawascript server.

S3n@t0r Cicero: Bwnt.
Obi-Wan: Bwack.
Zaxo: Bwunk.

by Lance May 27, 2004

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me

Brant has a huge slong

by lance March 1, 2005

Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 5, 2003

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005