When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.
Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.
Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.
by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019
by Sussy B January 17, 2023
When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).
None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.
It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.
It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.
by steamy john June 8, 2015
The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.
After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!
by paddleB September 10, 2014
To perform the act of a Hot Rhompson and finish it off by cleaning off one's partner's face with urine.
by Senor Hopkins February 13, 2004
Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.
Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"
Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."
Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."
by FBAC if you DEFC April 11, 2010
It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.
by Jefbag October 3, 2009