steamy chibi

A micro-penis' best attempt at a hard on.

It was really cute; the way he was coming at me, hot and ready, with his steamy chibi.

by c_a_l_m_e_r May 30, 2020

Steamy sinclair

A steamy hot dump on an icy cold day.

My dog's steamy sinclair wafted up my nose when I went to pick it up.

by Nardsac April 24, 2021

Steamy Henry

A big wet fart in your chicks mouth while she is sleeping

Your breath smells like shit, did your boyfriend give you another steamy henry lastnight?

by 1dirtymilf December 2, 2020

steamy jefferson

The act of taking a fat deuce in a bowl and putting it in the microwave to the point of liquidation. After this is done the warm liquid poop is rubbed on the victim.

My mom took away fortnite so I gave her a big ol steamy jefferson.

by Abore shawn December 18, 2018

Steamy Sven

To perform the act of a Hot Rhompson and finish it off by cleaning off one's partner's face with urine.

R. Kelly has a fetish with Steamy Svens.

by Senor Hopkins February 13, 2004

steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

by FBAC if you DEFC April 10, 2010

Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.

After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.

by Jefbag October 3, 2009