Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

by Spobret July 26, 2018

Steamy Garahan

When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t

Dude check out that steamy garahan I just laid on the football field

by mob n glob June 24, 2023

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Steamy Gibraltar

When you take a steamy shit into a sock and beat someone with it.

Last night when John was sleeping, I gave him a steamy gibraltar. That sure woke him up

by Patrick Shivers June 12, 2008

Steamy Volcano

To give oral sex to a woman while she is on her period and for her to fart at the same time. Giving you a stream of warm air (steam) while eating a red flowing hole (volcano)

I didn't think it was possible but she gave me a steamy volcano for an extra 5 dollars.

by The Fbomb and Bdiz connection June 2, 2007

steamy lincoln

After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.

"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"

by Andrew April 12, 2005

Steamy Guarini

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005