Shipping mark 

When someone writes (in a public place)- the initials of two people they think should be together win a relationship.

“Oooh- I ship HM+TL- let me carve a shipping mark onto this tree”

Shipping mark by Secretary Hamilton December 23, 2023

shipping war 

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.

me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!

shipping war by i love pjo January 31, 2024

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

Same day shipping at 11:59pm by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Street Shipping 

A technique known to most fangirls. This action displays two people (most likely male) shipped together obliviously against their will, soon to be written in a fangirls notebook. It's funny cause it's true.

Katie: Did you notice those two hot shirtless guys at the pool?! Time to go Street Shipping.
Eric: You need a life.

Street Shipping by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

Safe Shipping Zone 

A safe shipping zone is a space (typically a blog or website) where it is safe to "ship" any fictional pairings. The term is intended for the HP fandom and their pairings but can extend to any and all fandoms. Safe shipping zone means that you will not be judged for whatever characters you decide to "ship" (or want to be together) regardless of who they are and their sex/age/gender. It promotes a non-bullying atmosphere and encourages others to be respectful of certain pairings.

This is a safe shipping zone, you can ship whatever fictional or real life pairings you want without any judgement!

Safe Shipping Zone by acciotheprincestale October 5, 2011

Countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom 

people who have no respect for history grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is often gay and explicit, this is too horny i dont like it it makes me wanna kill myself. PLS STOP MAKING USSR AND NAZI GERMANY RULE 34 I CANT I BNFGUIDFSGFIDSGDFUHDSGFUDSFUIDSAGFYSDGGVBUDM,GHASFVSDBAVFHSFVUKSAFBDISAFNKNS,RVCBUHKENFFYHFGVGUIFGUIFHKLGFYFGDRJHOBDGGHDFS. (and so the person who made this definition died from a stroke and shock, the end).

Yo the countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom is so horny my guy, they made my 1 month old brother die of stroke and shock.

Countryhumans shipping and r34 fandom by President_Noob March 26, 2023

The Sink Could Be Shipping 

from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers

Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"

(laughter)

The Sink Could Be Shipping by katarashii August 3, 2021