masturbate; pleasure oneself.
Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
by submarinesoup January 13, 2011
This is a meme created by the Chills narrator from Top15s in 2019, sequel to burger king foot lettuce.
This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.
This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.
by epicjake777 July 23, 2019
In impoverished neighborhoods, originating in Buffalo, New York or perpetuated by those influenced by the culture, the practice of alerting members of a party of the arrival of a car by sitting outside and blaring one's horn as if the car is screaming for help, until the target comes outside or neighbors beat the crap out of the driver.
Westwick: "That nigga across the street was doin' the Buffalo doorbell at his baby mama"
Olivier: "Did you pop that nigga?"
Westwick: "Like a bag of Orville Redenbacher"
Olivier: "Did you pop that nigga?"
Westwick: "Like a bag of Orville Redenbacher"
by Ben_Dustman August 14, 2011
tim look at that spackerd doorbell
by nathan coates November 25, 2007
When an oppressed population, particularly those who live under the threat of secret police ringing their doorbell in the middle of the night, lose their sense of self-preservation and attack the government.
by Diagnocrosser October 10, 2022
When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.
I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.
by hellcat1988 June 6, 2021
When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023