19 definitions by W.R.Slade
Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.
Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023
The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.
by W.R.Slade November 4, 2023
When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.
Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?
Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.
Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.
by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023
Cooter, scooter, scooter biscuit, ham wallet, roast beef sandwich, Arby’s, meat curtains, vertical smile, heaven’s door, coochie, kitty, pussy, cunt, clam, beaver, the pink, oval orifice, gash, axe wound, purse, baby maker, tuna pot, and fish sandwich are just a few words for vagina.
by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023
Another word for clitoris.
by W.R.Slade June 10, 2023
A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.
This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!
Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…
Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…
by W.R.Slade November 6, 2023
When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.
What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.
Accidental anal.
Accidental anal.
by W.R.Slade June 10, 2023